Today

So far:

Once locked out of my own home
One not-so-flat tire
One very ill dog
One very large glass of spilled milk
One forgotten lunch
One mostly-flat tire
One broken milk bottle
One not-so-flat tire
And one half of a cat sticking out of an open third story window.

Days like today, I wish I could call my mom, tell her this story, and have her explain to me that the reason for all of this is because Pluto is opposing my sun, (or something) and not to worry because it’ll all pass… in a week.